Friday, July 6, 2012

10 things to give up by the time you're 30

1. Blaming your parents for all your problems.

2. Feeling uppity for calling people over 40 by their first name.

3. Serving chili every time more than one person comes over for dinner.

4. Letting your dad take care of your money.

5. Hating her because she's beautiful.

6. Saving all your love for Johnny Depp.

7. Getting bent out of shape when you have to share he credit at work.

8. Sleeping with the men whose last name you don't even want to know.

9. Thinking for even one second that you could lose 30 pounds in 30 days.

10. Believing that just one person can't do anything to make the world a better place.

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